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clanseepingpitch:

blueaugustrising:

blueaugustrising:

blueaugustrising:

EARTH EGGS

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THEM

This happened last night.

I really need to get rid of these two at some point.

wtf
Seafoam/Seadoam/Coal

how

That white/platinum baby is adorbs! Congrats on the egg luck!

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

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roachpatrol:

oh my god i had the eeriest sick nightmare

there are these strange, gross, twisted men that walk the earth, each deformed and hideous in their own way, each pale or rotten-dark with eyes that gleam white or black or just hollow sockets, tatters of old institution clothes wrapped around their spongey,swollen, tortured bodies. they don’t have enough fingers, or noses, and they shuffle the world endlessly, shuff, clink, shuff, clink, undying, endless in their quiet terrible decay, getting into jails and waiting patiently. being dissected and waiting.walking unseen. stalking the living, enjoying our helpless terror. eating, sometimes, our fresh hot blood, taking us to pieces and admiring how fine we are, how young, how mortal. see: there’s a line of them sitting against the wall of the same foul holding cell. somewhere. waiting.

each one has a crown, and each is missing their right leg below the knee. it is gone, invisible, but somehow they shuffle on, should they rise and continue their awful torturous wandering. and they have objects. little objects. bottlecaps. loose fangs. pencil stubs. and they see you come into the room with all their awful inhuman eyes and they all drop their objects in front of them because these are lures. 

if you pick up the object, then like a coin in a slot, the twisting cyclical machinery of some unseen mechanism, their leg grows back, and yours is taken by the curse that keeps them from death. a crown drops heavy on your head and your eyes bulge, skin over, blacken, your flesh swells and hangs, your clothes rot, your voice strangles away. 

you start to look for little objects. pennies. a wrapped condom. an wooden pawn.

something someone might pick up. 

clockworkwithershins:

Dreaming Prison

Reblog if you were alive when Pluto was a planet

lyrakish:

synclines:

  • I submitted the dnc with ellie before her free breeding thread showed up the next day, however I don’t know if it got processed before or after on her end, so it could literally have been I submitted a dnc after seeing her attitude in the teo thread, and then on her end she didn’t see the dnc…

All respect lost. That is a disgusting way to act.

Seconded. I mean, seriously.  . _ . I used to really respect her as an artist, but now? No. You don’t treat people like that, even if you don’t like them.

dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

tyvianred:

gogglemeister-rinni:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

I drink a lot of milk and juice, and eat foods/fruits with liquid in them?  I’ve been trying to remember to drink water more often, but it often falls in with food on the forget list.  Q  Q 

I used to forget about water too, believe me! But getting a cute water bottle that was a bright color with neat patterns on it helped me kind of associate cute things with water and remember about it more often :) I also have experienced first-hand some severe dehydration and it was an experience I never want to go through again so that’s more incentive. But water is just soooo important, hydration is paramount to working and functioning at your best!!

I know I get dehydrated a lot; lightheaded from it sometimes too.  I’ll try the bright water bottle thing; hopefully I can kick my brain into remembering.

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

I drink a lot of milk and juice, and eat foods/fruits with liquid in them?  I’ve been trying to remember to drink water more often, but it often falls in with food on the forget list.  Q  Q 

reilpikram:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Wat.

nearly-headless-horseman:

anightvaleintern:

iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf:

briellableu:

beautiesofafrique:

Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)

A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.

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Black excellence 

this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10

For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.

My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.

This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing