The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Sweet Roll
This Friday Skyrim will be hitting the shelves and it’s one of my most highly anticipated releases of this year! Since I’ll be spending the entire weekend glued to my TV and ignoring all signals from my body that it’s tired and wants to go to bed (my brain will be shouting “DRAGONS!” to keep me perky) I figured I’d need some suitable snacks. I read a pretty funny article last week called “Things I Ate In Skyrim” that obviously included the infamous Sweet Roll. Before you climb up on your high armoured horse and start saying “that doesn’t look like any Sweetroll I’ve ever seen” this is a Skyrim edition Sweet Roll (note: no longer “Sweetroll” as it used to be in Morrorwind and Oblivion) that we got a sneak peek at - it seems to have gotten a bit of a visual upgrade and some frosting! I’ve gone with a dense spiced cake recipe that I think compliments the rustic, fantasy setting.
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The Elder Scrolls V: Hearthfire – Snowberry Crostata
Hearthfire, or “Sim-rim” as I like to call it, was released as DLC for The Elder Scrolls V this week. I’m not sure if while wandering the beautifully stark landscape of Skyrim one of the thoughts in your mind was “This sure is the perfect place to start a family!” (it’s not, it’s full of dragons), but build ye shall.
A Snowberry Crostata is the perfect dish for a citizen of Skyrim; Snowberries are renown for their frost and fire resisting properties, and what’s better after a day out Fus-Ro-Dah’ing or getting lost in a Dwemer ruin than a home baked treat.
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It’s time for my 150 follower giveaway!!
so because I just reached 150 followers I thought I’d do a lil giveaway for you!!
I have no money so it’s gonna be a Pokémon starter giveaway, there will be three prizes
1st prize: three starters of your choice and the shiny eevee (unfortunately I think it’s cloned because it has a premier ribbon)
2nd prize: three starters of your choice
3rd prize: two starters of your choice
1.You must be following me because this giveaway is for my followers
2.No giveaway blogs (I will check)
3.Both likes and reblogs count
4.Seeing as the eevee is cloned I ask that you don’t try to pass it off as legit and use it only for battle/breeding purposes
5. Shiny eevee is gen 6 only but I can do starters in gen 4 and 5 too
Notes about Nymphia the eevee:
Level: 99 (be sure to ensure all conditions are perfect for evolution)
EVs: 252 HP, 252 Sp. Defense, 4 Sp. Attack
Moveset: Hyper voice, Heal bell, Wish, Protect
Giveaway ends 22 of March the winners will receive a message telling alerting them, if I do not recieve a response withing 48 hours I will pick another winner (I will send the message multiple times just in case)
Update: this is becoming REBLOG ONLY because it’s not getting enough notes, like entries so far will still be counted but any further entries MUST be reblogs
literally the greatest thing
This will brighten up just about anyone’s day
aaaaaaa! wweh the memories
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TUMBLR I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE TO CRY OVER POKEMON
So….I gave Ever Jane a try. After lots of floating to the cieling, going through walls, flying up into space, and walking off the world, my brain hatched a character for my misadventures.
Meet Wilohmena Witherwilt, the daughter of an obscure bookstore owner. She so looked forward to meeting her fiance after her father found a good marriage prospect for her. However, marriage was not what her father or the groom had in mind. She was cast off to the Eldricht horrors that the two families had worshipped for generations, a sacrifice to pacify the terrors her father and groom revered. However, instead of being consumed, she was embraced, reemerging some time later as their avatar. Soothed by the cacophonous, whisperous chorus constantly crooning in her head by her new masters, she wanders the now-empty town of Tyrhampton, looking for her love so they can relish in her dark blessing together.
"It hurts so much, but all I want to do is laugh…W̶̵̱̤̞̝̊̀h̫͉̮͈ͮ̋̏ͬ͌͞͞ė̙̝̫̓̐ͥͦ̾̀r̴̗͎̓ͮ̅͌͆ͫ́ͩ͞e̶͉͉̙̾ͬ̍ͨ͢͠ ̛͎̗̝͈̂̉͌̏̚͢ą̟̩̯̫͕̙̝̀͐̓̀̋r̴̛͖̒̇ͫͩ̅̎̉͢ͅe̝̟͖̹͂͘ ̷̵̶͚̞̩̱̈̇ỷ̢̦̰̥̺͓͖͒ͧ̔ͫ̌ͤơ̡̝̰͔̪͕̙͓̖̩̓̂͑͊̀ͫͪu̧̜͇͚̯͓ͫ͑̂̾̎̏ͬͅ ̡̠̳͕͊͐ͬ̍̑̍ͯ̒m̨͎͔͓ͯͣ̓͛̅ͬ̏y̝͕̣̮͙ͪ̃̀̀ ̸̗͚̞̙͖͎̺͗̿̏̈́͆͆̉l͚̞͇̞̮̈́͛o̙̩̦̹̞͙ͧ̉̊̕v̬͍̲̟͓́́͘͢͠e͇̯̗̥̓̽́ͣ͢͡ ? "
IM SO FUCKING SORRY
i t d o e s n ‘t h a v e t o b e a h u m a n
YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT
Do you want a to build a human?
Come on, let’s go away
We’ve got to draw on the floor
Prepare some more
'Cause we don't have all day!
We used to be a family
But now we’re not
I hope this won’t go awry!
Do you want build a human?
It doesn’t have to be a human….
I always laugh way too much when this happens across my dash
Real moss globe necklace by UralNature
everything on this site is beautiful